Most of us will be going grocery shopping or other types of shopping this weekend. Here are a few things to do to keep yourself entertained...
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in other people's carts when there not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in
Housewares. Get on it right away'. This causes the employee to leave
his/her assigned station and receive a reprimand from his/her Supervisor that in
turn results with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and
costing the company money
5. Proceed to the Service Desk and try to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7 When a clerk asked if they can help you begin crying and
scream, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror
while you pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
clerk where the antidepressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell 'PICK ME! PICK
ME!'
12. When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assume a fetal position and scream 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE
VOICES AGAIN!'


And maybe my favorite...

Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper
in here.'